Conal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Burnt Face Man 9]

Awesome!

I thought you just gave up on it. Keep it old school, bruv!

[Tyler the Socialist Dog]

I agree with Embrigh

This is half a flash, unfortunately this half sucks. If you're going to do frame-by-frame animation I though you could at least be a little less lazy with the movements. I mean, it looked like he was supposed to be running diagonally at the end.

There was immaturely used swearing which only kids & adults that haven't grown up yet would find funny. There didn't seem to be any point to the story. It didn't even say much about socialism or capitalism, just that this dog doesn't want to be capitalist. Well great, members of the socialist part don't want to be capitalist. That's sort of why they're in 1 party & not another.

There was nothing in this which anybody can take back from & very little entertainment. Even the small bits of entertainment that there was; was ruined by the really bad animation. This did not deserve the front page. Here's a rating from 0 to 10 on a few aspects of your movie. 10 being perfect & 0 being worse than utter shit.

Graphics: 7
Animation: 2
Choice of music: 10
Story: 1

You said that because it's a political drama it won't be welcome with open arms by Newgrounders. But that wasn't why it was so bad. I am up for a bit of politics & interesting debats, ect; but what you did said absolutely nothing for socialism except this socialist dog doesn't want to be a capitalist.

What you have put together is worthless, I don't know why your so bad. Whether it's lack of skill or lack of patience, but this is by far the worst political animation I have ever seen, ever.

I can't say put your skills to another use such as a different animation, because you clearly can't animate. This flash was a waste of time to view & it's a shame that it made front page because now a lot of other people have to go through seeing this.

After seeing a submission like this actually make it to the front page I have completely lost faith in animations that get there. If you want to make this flash better then try remaking it without you animating it, or drawing it, or writting the story. Get someone else & it may turn out a lot better than the way this did.

sorbitol responds:

You will one day find true love. Keep believing...

:D

[NG 2009]

Brilliant tribute!

Newgrounds is such a good site, we will stay till the end of the internet. 2009 was an eventful year. Even with the global recession.

poprock responds:

Maybe the recession helps. No job? Stay home and draw!

[Resident Evil Pwanchi Pt4]

That was awesome!

I hope you make another one. This was epic. Can I voice act? :3

cyotecody555 responds:

mayhaps, you should audition for our possible sequel series ;)

[A Newgrounds Christmas]

That was pretty cool!

I think you could have done a better job with the graphics of some of the characters, but none-the-less it was a god mix. You pulled off some of the graphics rather adequately.

[|~HappyPartyDreamDance~|]

Hey, that was cute, funny & sweet!

The culture in that video differs somewhat from the western civilisations, which makes it interesting to me. The video was a little short & could have maybe been a longer loop, but it had some funny dances throughout it which saved it.

[|~Love Me Forever~|]

Awesome!

Pretty well drawn, short & sweet. Why was his nostrils flexed when he was looking at her panties? I mean, her vagina must have stank something nasty for him to be able to smell her from there.

[Fleek VS. DavidZX]

Fleek.

He won.

[Madness Combat 5.5]

That was brilliant!

It was pretty short as far as Madness episodes go. But this style of Madness is just brilliant. Kind of like evil Matrix, I love this style. Seriously, I'm gonna buy a modern Madness T-Shirt.

[Madness: Rising]

Yo dog, this shit was crazy!

I've never seen an animation made quite like this, it was pretty unique & interesting. Some parts of it made me think "What the fuck am I watching?" Are you going to make a sequel? :D