Total Medals Earned: 251 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,270 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/480 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/210 points)
Medals Earned: 20/23 (485/540 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/240 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Medals Earned: 16/16 (420/420 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Get a delightful history lesson.
Save the galaxy.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Check out sandbox mode!
Get an overall score of 2000+ in Easy mode!
Read the extraordinarily interesting instructions!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Normal mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Hard mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, in any mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, on Hard mode!
Get an overall score of 2700+ on Hard mode!
Play the FGF game.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Collect 50 blues.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Collect 2500 coins.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
