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I hear shouts, buzzing, conversation, foot steps. I try to struggle my way out of the blackness towards the slit of light far above me. There is a back force field all around me. The wall is soft & yielding but it won't let me through. It's like pushing against space limits, but spongy & strangely flexible. I press my face up against it & feel suffocation. I try to climb by grabbing the strange material & realizing that it is material! I lose my footing & fall into the bottom of this pit, but the soft wads of vines stop me. I can feel this strange fluff pass through my fingers. The dust gets up my nose & makes me sneeze. I hear noise outside, like scratching.

I am flying through blackness & suddenly stopped, it starts moving again. Suddenly a huge crackling hard sheet is pushed on top of me; I smell mint & sugar toffee. I put my hands up to protect myself & I'm covered in this sticky goo that feels like thick swamp mud. Except that it smells sweet. With huge effort I climb up the ridge to escape the darkness & head towards the light. Like Simon in touching the void, I crawl my way through the mire in the pitch black, heading always in hope for the light.

I manage to climb to the top & I am blinded by the light, I have to blink several times & my pupils shrink immediately, when I get my vision back I can see a long grassy field, I look down & looks very high up, I felt vertigo. It still felt like I was constantly moving, I climbed out of the pocket & tried to climb down this high mountain. There was quite a strong breeze & the ground was very far bellow me. I lost my footing again & started slipping, I was sliding & rolling at quite a fair rate of knots, soon after I wasn't rolling anymore, I was falling through the air. I knew I was going to die. I landed on these long green trees that broke my fall, they where like cactuses, but without the spikes, or like long strands of giant green tape.

I got up from the brown, dark floor I was on & started walking through this dark, green forest. I was walking for about an hour & found this cave, I walked down this dark tunnel, like a black circle in the ground, it started to get darker & darker, I eventually got down so far I couldn't see my hand in front of me. I heard this noise, like taping, It was getting louder & louder, I could feel my heart beating like it was about to burst out my chest. Suddenly the tapping stopped, I could see these dark, shinny eyes looking at me with the reflection of the small dot of light where I came in, I quickly ran back towards the light, I could hear the tapping again, I looked behind me while running towards the entrance & I could still see the eyes getting even closer, I managed to get out of the cave before whatever was down there caught me, I climbed up one of the green trees & looked down, I saw this huge monster with gapping jaws & 6 legs! It had two massive teeth looking things on each side of his mouth. He walked around a while & went back into the hole; I climbed down from the tree & continued walking through the forest.

I come to this beautiful tree; it was green from the stem up & had an exquisite bright glowing pink top. I climbed this tall tree using the large, long spikes sticking out of it, there's huge branches attached to it with large flat plates on the end of them, looking like 500 by 100 square yards. With great effort I eventually manage to go all the way up to the top of the easy part, now I am climbing the over hanging area. I just manage to get in-between the pink gaps at the top & get inside the top of the tree. It's like being in an ultraviolet pink cup. I walk towards the middle & it looks like I'm heading towards a yellow city. I go into the yellow area & I can see that the yellow was off of the leaves of this purple, smaller group of trees in the middle of the cup. It was getting dark by this time & the cup started to turn purple, I stayed the night in the middle of the small purple & yellow forest.

The next day I wake up with a souring headache, I can hear this really loud & deep motor noise. When I adjust my eyes to the pink light I can this huge spiky mother ship type of figure, It made a very loud & deep motor noise & blocked out the sun, it landed in the middle of the cup I was on & I got stuck to the beast, It flew away carrying my with it, I was flying through the air like I was on the outside of a plain. The monster eventually landed in this gigantic cone, which turned out to be like a supper sized city, there where monsters everywhere & really wide, snake like things crawling around the yellow slimy sides. I managed to jump off & I landed in the yellow goo. I was slowly sinking into the yellow, transparent slime, I was starting to drown. I then heard this voice that sounded very much like my wife, but screaming saying "Darren! Wake up Darren, your shitting the bed again!"

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I've broken up with my girlfriend Hannah.
She told all her friends about what we where doing & exaggerating. She sat on the table in the school lunch hall & the teachers table was behind her, they heard what Hannah said & asked me alot of questions I had to lie in response face to face, now everyone in her class where asking her questions & making fun of her & so she broke up with me because she told everyone to show off & got teased.

I hope she learned her lesson, showing is hardly ever a good thing.

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Also, Wade apears to have commented on my MyMiniCity.
That means theres now 2 gays in thsi villadge.

 

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Edit 07/09/2014 @22:03

Picture removed as part of clearing up internet history.

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